Happy Wolf Mothers Day

Sure, it was a little different, being raised by wolves, but you somehow made it all work out.  You taught me how to kill.  How to drink Bud Light Lime with the underside of my tongue.  Not to eat my own poop.  How to lead, and how to love.  I owe you everything, Mom.  And happy Wolfmother's Day.

Rangers Lead The Way

-- Stan

I've been giddy these last few days.  It's almost as if Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, and Halloween were combined into this big burrito of Stantastic news, Sunday night, that the finely tuned killing machine known as SOCOM has earned its pay.  So giddy I couldn't even sleep last night.  So I thought I'd write some haikus.

An apple a day
Is like
A bullet in the brain. 

Speak softly but
Be ready to
Put a bullet in the brain 

A bullet in the brain
Is worth
Two in the bush. 

Don't count
Your chickens
Until there's a bullet in the brain. 

One bullet in the brain for man,
One giant leap forward
For mankind.

Snap-Crackle-Pop,
Bullet
In the brain. 

Two in the brain
Motherfucker
Is out of the game 

Do unto others
With a bullet
In the brain

Rangers Lead The Way

-- Stan

You Wanna Play Fuckaround Fuckaround?

You wanna play fuckaround fuckaround?  Pretty soon, you ain't gonna be around.

Rangers Lead The Way

-- Stan