I've been giddy these last few days.  It's almost as if Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, and Halloween were combined into this big burrito of Stantastic news, Sunday night, that the finely tuned killing machine known as SOCOM has earned its pay.  So giddy I couldn't even sleep last night.  So I thought I'd write some haikus.

An apple a day
Is like
A bullet in the brain. 

Speak softly but
Be ready to
Put a bullet in the brain 

A bullet in the brain
Is worth
Two in the bush. 

Don't count
Your chickens
Until there's a bullet in the brain. 

One bullet in the brain for man,
One giant leap forward
For mankind.

Snap-Crackle-Pop,
Bullet
In the brain. 

Two in the brain
Motherfucker
Is out of the game 

Do unto others
With a bullet
In the brain

Rangers Lead The Way

-- Stan