People call me Stan The Man because, well, I'm The Man. I'm the guy people sell out to. So in my free time last night, as the rest of the world was sleeping, I decided to police up the Internet some. And for starters, I want to make it clear that this guy is not me. Nor is he also "The Man." There can only be one "Stan the Man." Singular. And I crap bigger than this guy. Or, I would crap bigger than this guy if I crapped, instead of using my rock hard sphincter to compress my poop into flawless fucking diamonds. One of which I might be willing to part with if he'd stop squatting on my Internet domain.
Rangers Lead The Way.
-- Stan
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Don't be a fucking clown.